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THE KID
[A listen at JD]

An addendum to the Death Dogs Canon v. Fanon Page


 
JD - Bravado

CHRIS: Go home. You're not the type.
JD: A man comes to you because he respects you because he'd be proud to work with you. This is how you treat him?
CHRIS: Go home, kid.  (pilot)

CONKLIN: Look, don't be stupid, son. His men will come back for him. You want the whole town shot up, innocent people killed?
JD: Seems to me the prisoner's the one killin' innocent people. Thought you'd want to put an end to that.  (One Day Out West)

CONKLIN: If you don't turn the prisoner loose we'll release him ourselves.
JD: Try it. You'll be wearin' a coffin tomorrow, mister.  (One Day Out West)

He backed down like a yellow dog, Vin. What's he got, anyway? A dozen men. A dozen men, and we could've whupped them easy.  (The Collector)

I ain't no match for five guns. That's not to say I'm not fast. This side of Chris Larabee, I am the fastest hereabouts. There's just safety in numbers. Hey. Have you seen my cuff links?  (To Olivia in Safecracker)

JD: Psst! Hey, Buck!
BUCK: You hold on.
JD: Buck! Hey!
BUCK: Never been so happy to see anyone in my life.
JD: I got halfway out of town and I heard all the gunfire.
BUCK: You gotta go find the others. You gotta bring them back now.
JD: Hey, I ain't no kid that needs to run for his big brothers. I can handle this. You wait here.
BUCK: Don't try to be a hero now, JD JD JD!  (From New Law)

JD: Buck, your hero has returned.
BUCK: About time you got here. What did I tell you? You almost got your fool head blown off.  (New Law)
 

"You are one hell of a shot, Vin."  (Nemesis)

JD: You can sit here and watch them take him. I'm not lettin' them.
MARY: They're federal marshals, JD
JD: That's Vin Tanner, Mrs. Travis. You're not taking him, Marshal.
VIN: Kid...
JD: I can handle this, Vin.
YATES: You gonna shoot us all, boy?
JD: No, just you.
Let go of me, preacher!
JOSIAH: Excuse the boy, Marshal.  (Sins of the Past)

Classic JD in Manhunt:
RAFE: All you fellas are mighty high on yourselves, ain't you? I heard about your reputations and I ain't impressed. Dodge city-- I had me a run-in or two myself.
JD: Reputation's got to be growed into... Sonny. You got yourself a few more years before you qualify.
[Turning to an amused Josiah with an adolescent squeek] He does.

RAFE: You worried I'll, uh, throw down on you?
CHRIS: Not half as worried as you should be, Son.
RAFE: I'll be watching you.
JD: Ooh! Ooh! We're shaking in our boots. We're shaking in our boots. Aren't we?
[To Josiah] What?

JD to and about CASEY
From The Collector:
CASEY: Can't go in there. They're having a meeting.
JD: Oh, I can go in. I'm one of them.
CASEY: I know you are. I've seen you around. You ride pretty good.
JD: Well, thanks.
CASEY: Not as good as me, but not bad.
JD: Not as good as you. And what do you know?
CASEY: You want to race?
JD: Uh, no. No. I-I-I'm not gonna race no girl.
CASEY: Why not? You scared?
JD: Scared? Oh, for Pete's sake.
CASEY: Then race me.

NETTIE: Well, much obliged. Casey, you come with me.
JD: Run along.

JD: That girl gets on my nerves, Buck. Hell, she ain't even hardly a girl.
BUCK: JD, if you were any blinder you'd be running into walls.

From New Law:
CASEY: Some show this morning, JD of course, your riding got a little clumsy.
JD: You gonna start in on that "I'm better than you" junk? 'Cause I ain't in the mood.
CASEY: So it's true? You 7 are breaking up?
JD: We are not breaking up, all right? We're just--just doing something different for a while.
CASEY: What are you gonna do?
JD: Me? Hell, I could always find work as a hired gun. There's plenty of that around, but I'm thinking about heading off to Texas, join the Rangers.
CASEY: So, you wanna leave?
JD: I didn't say that.
CASEY: So, you wanna stay?
JD: I didn't say that either.
CASEY: 'Cause if you do, there's plenty of stuff you can do around here.
JD: There is? Like what?
CASEY: Ha, well, you can get a job.
JD: Ha ha ha. A job?
CASEY: Yeah.
JD: Me? No.
CASEY: No one cares if you go or stay anyway!
JD: This day just keeps gettin' worse.
 
 

JD - The Joke
JD: Your sense of humor's about as good as your last hand, Buck. Let's see, uh, a three-legged dog walks into a saloon, right? And walks right up to the bartender and he says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."  Oh, come on.
NATHAN: It ain't funny.
JD: You don't get it, the dog has got three paws...
NATHAN: I do get it; it ain't funny.
BUCK: JD, you couldn't tell a joke if your life depended on it.
JD: What are you talking about Buck? That's a funny joke, and I told it great. You just don't get it...Mrs. Travis
BUCK: Did you laugh? I didn't laugh

JD: So the three-legged dog walks right into the saloon. He walks right up to the bartender... he says... "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." "My paw"... three-legged dog...
EZRA: You might want to work on your repertoire, son.
JD: What are you talking about?
NATHAN AND BUCK: Told you.

DEPUTY: [Havin just heard JD tell his joke]  "Shot my paw..." "Three-legged dog..." ( laughing ) that's the funniest thing I've ever heard. "I'm looking for the man who shot my..."  [Falls on the floor dead drunk.]
 
 
 

JD in General:

[To Ezra, rather plaintively.]  So, everyone's going their own way?  (One Day Out West)


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